Holy Fucking Shit

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen on the internets. I actually remember watching it 16 years ago.

(mark) i do too.  that’s great!

and certainly not this

Article I

After the first enumeration required by the first article of the Constitution, there shall be one representative for every thirty thousand, until the number shall amount to one hundred, after which the proportion shall be so regulated by Congress, that there shall be not less than one hundred representatives, nor less than one representative for every forty thousand persons, until the number of representatives shall amount to two hundred; after which the proportion shall be so regulated by Congress, that there shall be not less than two hundred representatives, nor more than one representative for every fifty thousand persons.

(mark)  enjoy your 6,000+ member HoR.  It’d make the current house look like a paragon of efficiency.

Can’t forget about this either

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Just a reminder

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Ahhh Butters

I was watching a South Park in which Butters makes a Youtube video, it’s actually on Youtube. Not quite as good as other Butters moments, but you’ll enjoy it Jay.

(Mike): don’t you have a candidacy to write?

A Potential Proof of the Riemann Hypothesis

One of the Millennium Prize Problems and one of the most important mathematical questions, the Riemann Hypothesis posits a solution to the distribution of the prime numbers.

Paper Here

For Mike

Beyond Hardcore Gaming, the third party. No more midnight release parties for you!

(Mike): Hells yeah! I’ve never gone to midnight parties, but the evolution of my ‘gaming style’ mirrors his. I still appreciate playing games with other people though (hint)… And I will certainly play games with my kids.

SensorGlove Helps Improve Your Stroke

I think this wired exerpt says it all:

“Maintaining a lighter grip pressure is regularly discussed in every magazine and by all the professional [-----]. The trouble is it’s difficult to learn exactly what they mean by a light grip pressure and most end up with a [-----].

Practicing with SensoGlove will teach you the correct grip pressure for a smooth, consistent [-----] that delivers greater [-----], enhanced [-----] and lower [-----]!

The SensoGlove can be used for backyard practice or during an actual [-----].”

Green Drazzi Kill Purple Drazzi

The mind is an interesting place.

Spore to Feature Creature Censorship

That should minimize the number of penis monster encounters(CRTL-ALT-DEL Comic), they recent lysurpassed 500,000 user created creatures.  However, 19% of these are penis monsters and apparently another 30ish% are recreations of other game/movie/reality figures.  Brings up 2 questions, first how will they censor, and how many people have been enlisted to identify those numbers (apparently a lot of people have gone through the archives to check if they’re a)penisbased, b) copyrighted, c) both).

From what I’ve come across, the game should include a feature which can only be described as this (PA Comic)